-- Welcome to logophile. Relax, I'm a doctor. What seems to be the trouble?

-- What's happening?

-- Please do try to relax. You're going to be here quite some time.

-- What's this all about?

-- Or stand, pace if you prefer. It's all the same to me.

-- Will someone please talk to me?

-- You could even snoop around, if that's your fancy.

-- I'm lost