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Cold showers

(Blogging has been light lately, and will continue so for some time — busy busy busy.) Monday I blew a lightbulb in my apartment. Didn’t have any spares, so I didn’t discover until Tuesday morning that this in turn blew a circuit breaker. The circuit breaker powering the hot water system. In my morning pre-coffee [...]

Rome

Just a note on why I haven’t raved about Rome: I didn’t see much of it. And I didn’t get lost, or deliver my talk to the wrong conference, or save the Pope from an embarrassing situation involving jellied eels, or anything else noteworthy. I did a little sightseeing but at night, so the monumental [...]

Stupidity tax

My new passport arrived today. I’ve been putting off blogging about this, because announcing to the world that a brand-new passport is arriving in the mail didn’t seem so very smart. Now that it’s here and I don’t have to keep quiet any more, I feel I must give some advice to anyone in my [...]

Cycle lane offlimits to cyclists

It must be karmic retribution for all the times I’ve gotten off without paying fines for cycling without lights. Last night I was fined 20 euros for cycling in the cycle lane. That’s not a typo.

Mismanagement

I had a run-in with the Gods of Traffic and Timetabling last night. Haven’t poured enough libations on the roadside recently, perhaps, or just plain insufficient grovelling. It’s a sad story, and an unnecessary one — I decided not to cycle yesterday because the day before my ears and fingers almost froze off, but in [...]

Keeping busy

Programmers are supposed to possess the virtue of laziness: rather than doing something by hand, if they see a way to automate the process they’ll invest the time in doing that, so that the work itself can be done more quickly. This is supposed to save time in the long run, like an initial investment [...]

Previously unplumbed depths of geekery

I just sent feedback to a complete stranger, about their recent website redesign. (In my defence, they asked for it, and they needed it.) Then I realised that it’s Christmas Eve. Oops. Merry Christmas all!

More bureaucratic brilliance

Last week I thought that by next month my residence would be settled, and I could start drawing full pay. I should know by now not to be so optimistic. I’m putting the rest of this entry below the fold, because it’s basically just an extended gripe. The short version is, for even stupider reasons [...]

I’m a terrible tour guide

I’ve just spent a weekend playing host to a couple of old friends from Dunedin, NZ. I’ve also had a busy fortnight, hence the paucity of postings. There’s a bit of geek revelry in the pipeline, but first I’ve got yet another “I got horribly lost and walked for hours” story. In this one, I [...]

Bureaucracy

I’m having some delays in the process of becoming a PhD student. It’s almost a catch 22 situation, but not quite. The original catch 22 was “You can only have this if you ask for it … but if you ask for it, you can’t have it any more.” (Know the phrase but don’t know [...]