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Keeping busy

Programmers are supposed to possess the virtue of laziness: rather than doing something by hand, if they see a way to automate the process they’ll invest the time in doing that, so that the work itself can be done more quickly. This is supposed to save time in the long run, like an initial investment [...]

Previously unplumbed depths of geekery

I just sent feedback to a complete stranger, about their recent website redesign. (In my defence, they asked for it, and they needed it.)

Then I realised that it’s Christmas Eve.

Oops.

Merry Christmas all!

More bureaucratic brilliance

Last week I thought that by next month my residence would be settled, and I could start drawing full pay. I should know by now not to be so optimistic. I’m putting the rest of this entry below the fold, because it’s basically just an extended gripe. The short version is, for even stupider reasons [...]

I’m a terrible tour guide

I’ve just spent a weekend playing host to a couple of old friends from Dunedin, NZ. I’ve also had a busy fortnight, hence the paucity of postings. There’s a bit of geek revelry in the pipeline, but first I’ve got yet another “I got horribly lost and walked for hours” story. In this one, I [...]

Bureaucracy

I’m having some delays in the process of becoming a PhD student. It’s almost a catch 22 situation, but not quite. The original catch 22 was “You can only have this if you ask for it … but if you ask for it, you can’t have it any more.” (Know the phrase but don’t know [...]

Antisocial, but great with the one-liners

We’ve had some problems recently with an antisocial flatmate. I’m working at counteracting my naturally aggressive response to his behaviour by trying to see the funny side. And actually, there have been some mildly hilarious moments.

Tale of a wheel

My bicycle is finally back on the road, after more than a month of mismanagement. I botched the process so thoroughly, I thought it might be instructive (or at least amusing) to tell the tale. This is sort of a How-Not-To Guide to Don’t-Do-It-Yourself bicycle maintenance.