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Lessons from yoga

If you’re practising a headstand. If, while you are practising a headstand, your teacher gives you advice. Even if it’s advice you are in complete agreement with. Even if it is advice that sets off little lights of understanding blinking and flashing all over your mind. Even if you feel the utmost need to express [...]

Residency: bad news / good news

The IND (the Dutch immigration folk) have a spiffy website. They have an 0900 number with friendly and cheerful staff. They have all the documents you need as pdf downloads, usually in both Dutch and English. And so I am regularly, consistently, and enormously surprised at the regular, consistent, and enormous gap between what I [...]

Our house smells of egg

Olga had a wee accident with the stovetop: a pot boiled over and put out the gas flame, and she didn’t notice for a few minutes so the kitchen started smelling suspiciously gassy. We opened a window up wide to let it out. That’s what some idiots in the park outside decided to take advantage [...]

Broken routine

I’m in the bathroom, not quite awake yet. Open the cabinet, take out the toothpaste. Reaching for toothbrush I knock something off the shelf — grab! I miss, of course, and knock tubes and bottles all over the place. Pause a moment for the chaos to subside. I pick up the nail-clipper from the floor, [...]

Downtime, fixed (wp-cache and dreamhost)

Apologies for the downtime, if anyone noticed. Short explanation (i.e., geekery) follows.

Good news / bad news (Waterstones comic sale)

Good news: Waterstones (Amsterdam branch) has a pretty fair selection of “graphic novels” (read: comics). Bad news: Waterstones (Amsterdam branch) is fairly pricey. Good news: Said “graphic novels” are on a 3-for-2 sale. Bad news: In fact only about half of said “graphic novels” are on a 3-for-2 sale. Good news: One that I want [...]

The Black Seeds … almost

Last night the Black Seeds played the Melkweg. I didn’t go, because today they were on the verandah of Timboektoe, a beach bar. So today I cycled to Wijk aan Zee… and got so lost along the way that I missed the gig. I can’t post photos yet, for ridiculous technological reasons. I made a [...]

Summertime…

… and the living is easy. The book I’m reading is the first Narbonic collection, a previously-web comic about evil mad scientists; there are four more and a sixth on the horizon. The story’s over (and rerunning as “The Director’s Cut”, with commentary), the archives are open, you know what to do. Sincere thanks to [...]

How not to set your auto-reply

I’ve anonymised the following, to protect the guilty (note the cc: field): Date: Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:39:20 +0200 From: [list admin] To: Sender <sender@domain> CC: some-seminar@domain, some-list@other.domain, another-list@third.domain, list-the-fourth@another.domain, list-v@another.domain Subject: Re: [some-seminar] March 30, 2007 Dear sender [sic], Please note that it is possible to submit your announcement to [our organisation's website], therefore [...]

Refreshing honesty

Today’s weather, as of yesterday’s forecast: “Unknown.” (Funnily enough, they did know that tomorrow would have a “Chance of rain.” But then, I could have told them that this time last year. Bloody August in bloody Amsterdam.)