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Bearded Virgin

Happy New Year everyone! I spent mine in Naarden, with a bunch of crazy Dutch folks, dancing to 80′s pop, eating extravagently, and playing games requiring uniformly high levels of Dutch ability. Needless to say, I sucked, but it was great fun. Kudos to Marieke and Niels for the idea, the venue, and the cooking [...]

WC strobe

I promised geek revelry, and that’s what you’re getting. I came across this idea at Daan‘s birthday party, and it deserves spreading to the other hemisphere. It’s very simple: put a strobe light in the WC, and turn off the ordinary light. Why would you want to do such a thing? Blokes, try it and [...]

Bureaucracy

I’m having some delays in the process of becoming a PhD student. It’s almost a catch 22 situation, but not quite. The original catch 22 was “You can only have this if you ask for it … but if you ask for it, you can’t have it any more.” (Know the phrase but don’t know [...]

Free bike makeover

Amsterdam has a lot of trouble with bicycle theft. There’s a thriving black market, centred on a couple of bridges where the junkies cycle past at regular intervals asking people on foot whether they want to buy a bike. So there’s a couple of reasons you might want to paint your bike some unusual colour: [...]

bicycle technology

Wheeoo, I thought I was past being surprised at Dutch bicycles, but I’ve had to think again! Walking through Amsterdam is sort of technology fair for things bike-related, and you get used to seeing a family of four all hanging off the same two or three wheels, or somebody moving house with all his worldly [...]

too many particles

I’ve heard many times from many Dutch people that their language is the hardest in the world to learn. I have to admit to some scepticism — Polish has a case marking system that has to be seen to be believed, and English speakers can’t even distinguish the sounds used in some languages (the difference [...]

terrace borders strictly enforced

We were enjoying a beer and the sunshine yesterday afternoon on the Nieuwmarkt (a prominent tourist landmark) when I discovered just how seriously the Dutch take their pub regulations. It seems that space is at such a premium in this country that a pub with outside seating (terraces) has a strictly demarcated area it is [...]