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Smoaking kills

Isaac Newton’s second cousin John Newton apparently died “by a tobacco-pipe breaking in his throat, in the act of smoaking, from a fall in the street, occasioned by ebriety.” (From Fara –which I don’t recommend, but it has its moments– pg 203.) Incidentally, how odd that “ebriety” and “inebriety” mean almost the same thing, if [...]

Constructive suggestion

So yeah, the Greek economy is on the rocks. Which puts the rest of Europe under pressure. Which leads some German politicians to make helpful suggestions that one somehow expects will not be appreciated. One also has a sneaking suspicion that the gentlemen in question have probably never had a conversation with a real live [...]

Discipline in the classroom (a cautionary tale)

A funny thing happened to me the other day: one of my students called me a monkey.

Residency: bad news / good news

The IND (the Dutch immigration folk) have a spiffy website. They have an 0900 number with friendly and cheerful staff. They have all the documents you need as pdf downloads, usually in both Dutch and English. And so I am regularly, consistently, and enormously surprised at the regular, consistent, and enormous gap between what I [...]

The lowering standards of academia

Since around 1:30 yesterday afternoon, I am de zeer geleerde heer Dr de Jager. Difficult to imagine, isn’t it? The invigilation was relatively gentle (my committee were kind), and my mother startled all the straight-laced Dutch folks by bursting out in Maori as the diploma was handed over, something ringing and powerful that left tears [...]

A slow day for lexicography

My diss is printed1 and I’d like to post photos of the pyramid of boxes, and the snazzy cover … but my camera has run out of batteries and won’t release said pics from its robotic claws. In the meantime, then, a bizarre piece of lexicography:2 the second citation for “tarantula” in Dr Johnson’s Dictionary. [...]

Cthulhu bathos

From the wikipedia entry for The King in Yellow: In Lovecraft’s cycle of horror sonnets, Fungi from Yuggoth, … And then his fans wonder why nobody takes them seriously…

Along a chain of flowers

From a Pharyngula post I learn that the Museum of Jurassic Technology has a website. Magnificent. (A few years ago I picked up Mr Wilson’s Cabinet of Wonders, about the MJT and its proprietor, in a fit of whimsy and a second-hand bookstore. Highly recommended.)

Swapping recipes

— So when you make dahl, is it mild or can it be hot? — It can be hot, if you accidentally put in too much chilli at Amanda’s wedding.

Gree/i/ie/k is tri/ee/ie/cky

Greek spelling is both wonderful and awful. It’s wonderful because, completely unlike English, if you see a word written down you know exactly how to pronounce it. It’s awful because knowing how to pronounce a word still leaves you lots of options for how to spell it. Today’s discovery is the verb “to use”: χρησιμοποιώ. [...]