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Penguins

It seems that penguins have been around for more than 60 million years. Here’s Waimanu, courtesy of the geology department of my old university. Here’s the computer science department where I did my undergraduate degree, with their penguin mascot. But even after 60 million years of trying, they still can’t do syllogisms.

Keeping busy

Programmers are supposed to possess the virtue of laziness: rather than doing something by hand, if they see a way to automate the process they’ll invest the time in doing that, so that the work itself can be done more quickly. This is supposed to save time in the long run, like an initial investment [...]

Awoken by the cries of monkeys

I had the rather surreal experience this afternoon of being woken up by the warning cries of (if I remember correctly) a putty nose monkey. No, I haven’t been travelling in Cameroon. Nor was I at the zoo. I was at a workshop on language evolution.

Miracle! (well, a minor one)

Clive Thompson’s blog collision detection put me onto the extremely addictive little flash game Chaos Theory. It’s pretty cool, but not in itself worth re-blogging. But Clive (whose blog is a great collection of weird research, as well as simple-but-addictive time-wasters) also mentioned that the highest score he had achieved was 121. (The game gives [...]

Antisocial, but great with the one-liners

We’ve had some problems recently with an antisocial flatmate. I’m working at counteracting my naturally aggressive response to his behaviour by trying to see the funny side. And actually, there have been some mildly hilarious moments.

Free bike makeover

Amsterdam has a lot of trouble with bicycle theft. There’s a thriving black market, centred on a couple of bridges where the junkies cycle past at regular intervals asking people on foot whether they want to buy a bike. So there’s a couple of reasons you might want to paint your bike some unusual colour: [...]

the eternal cockroach

Last night as I was going home the buskers at Centraal Station were playing “La Cucaracha” (somewhat badly). This morning they were still playing “La Cucaracha” (equally badly). I wonder if they eat and sleep in shifts?

Clocky — an agrophobic alarm clock

Clocky is an alarm clock that hides from you while you’re sleeping, so you can’t just turn hit snooze when it goes off … you have to look for it first!