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Placenames

Catching up on blog posts from my holiday I saw the cover for a book named Northworld: Vengeance on Good Show Sir (a blog devoted to “only the worst sci-fi/fantasy book covers” — and indeed, this one is awful). “Northworld,” I thought to myself, “what kind of nonsense is that?” According to one commentator the [...]

Cultural differences (whistling edition)

A Romanian colleague asked me today if it is acceptable to whistle in public in New Zealand. I was somewhat taken aback; I stopped whistling, and considered my answer carefully. He claims that in Romania whistling is something that you do only when you are alone; shepherds whistle while watching their flocks, or one whistles [...]

Bro on the box

My brother sent a letter to a New Zealand tv channel, saying that in Mongolia, where he works, he can’t see the Rugby World Cup games and is there anything they could do about it? Apparently there isn’t, but they did interview him over Skype. The segment is online on the 3News site (after an [...]

A bad sentence

What excellent timing! I have a spate of proofreading coming up, and I’m going to try to work this sentence in somewhere: [T]o correct a bad sentence satisfactorily is not always possible; it should never have existed, that is all that can be said. From The King’s English, spotted by Maud Newton.

Musical instrument auction

We spent a weekend in Bath recently. Among other attractions of the area, it turns out there is a quarterly auction of musical instruments quite close by. This trip didn’t synchronise, but I’ve been browsing the catalogues of previous auctions to see if it’s worth trying to be there at the right time next year. [...]

Infographic

Original by Phil Gyford, rearranged by Paul Mison [via]. Might it have something to do with this? Here’s the other end of the spectrum. (I tried to do this recently with books: pages-per-day estimated from page counts and start/finish reading dates. Scrapped the project for a number of reasons: (a) I had to fill in [...]

A well-turned insult

I got a giggle from a couple of judicious put-downs in this week’s TLS. A review of Max Hastings’ “family fable” Did you really shoot the television? picks out his headmaster’s observation that “his contemporaries do not like him, and they are not bad judges of character”. I actually suspect the other one is not [...]

Southern fauna: a quick comparison

At first sight, the Dutch seem to be very well-informed about New Zealand: they all want to go there for a holiday. A bit of questioning, though, often turns up a certain lack of awareness of the enormous gulf separating the Kiwi holiday experience from the Aussie one. Here are a couple of youtube clips [...]

Ongeadresseerd reklamedrukwerk (a study in irony)

Municipal elections are coming up. I’m not paying much attention, but an amusing piece of self-assured advertising pushed itself under my nose this evening. There’s a smart initiative here, issuing stickers for on your mailbox that say “No unaddressed advertising, no house-to-house newsletters” (or no to one but yes to the other). They’re nationwide and [...]

Discipline in the classroom (a cautionary tale)

A funny thing happened to me the other day: one of my students called me a monkey.