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Monthly Archives: June 2007

Yonder nor sorghum stenches…

Via languagelog comes this magnificent retelling of a well-known story. Do listen to it, and see if you can read along at the same time.

Customer abuse

In a rare example of plain-speaking in business, Apple uses the term “customer abuse” for the process whereby I pay €95 for a replacement power adapter.

Delivery delay service

Here’s my latest brilliant idea, offered up for someone with more get-up-and-go to make a fortune from: a delayed-delivery service. More accurately: a load-balanced delivery service.

Yesterday’s mail brought the zine Flytrap (which I haven’t read yet, hence no review). Last week the latest Electric Velocipede arrived (which I’ve read but don’t have time to review, [...]

Idiolect

To lighten the mood a little, here’s a magnificent malapropism coined by Fabrice in the pub last night: to smoke like a chainsaw. It currently gets one Google hit, with a title Fabrice might not appreciate.

Gypsies, Junkies, and agency

This morning at seven the police cleared out a nest of junkies from the tumbledown shed in our front yard. At least, that’s what we thought they were doing.

New TeX distribution

Shipping even as we speak, your favourite typesetting engine now has wheels:

Snapped from the train on the way back from Paris. I guess I’ll post photos of that trip at some point too.

Instrument lust

I’ve been telling people lately about a new instrument I’ve fallen in love with: the baglamas (Gr. μπαγλαμάς). It’s a tiny version of a bouzouki11. Not the same as a Turkish baglama, which is roughly the same size as the bouzouki although I’ve no idea how it’s tuned. [↪], intended to complement my mandola Marama22. [...]